let's take a rocket to the moon my darling

Genitals are so weird looking. 

haley-:

Yeah but there’s a lot of things that are weird but natural don’t you think?

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Yeah I suppose… I don’t know actually, what’s weird and natural other than genitals?

Genitals are so weird looking. 

haley-:

Vaginas too, okay, I’m not being biased here, they’re just weird in general.

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But like why do you think they’re weird looking I mean isn’t it just kind of natural? I don’t know.

Oh my god we’re going to Cape Town 

queengracemilani:

I’m too tired for this shit. You’re a hot mess you know that?

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No I didn’t, and I have no idea what you mean by that?

Oh my god we’re going to Cape Town 

sherlokitty:

queengracemilani:

You’re really trying my fucking patience, Collin, so maybe you should while you’re ahead sweetie.

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Maybe I should but do you really want me to do that? 

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Oh my god we’re going to Cape Town 

queengracemilani:

Is that a joke? Who even are you?

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Do you see anyone laughing? No? Probably not a joke then. I’m Collin, and uhm, should I know who you are?

Oh my god we’re going to Cape Town 

queengracemilani:

I’m the one throwing the parties half the time actually. Must be a reason you never got word of any of them.

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The reason probably was that they really weren’t that great, oops.

theamazingjamespotter replied to your post: Oh my god we’re going to Cape Town

I want to reply but JAMES ISN’T NICE I DON’T

james is completely welcome to be an ass collin is high on sugar or something i don’t think he cares he’s being really sassy in my head or maybe that’s me

Oh my god we’re going to Cape Town 

sherlokitty:

queengracemilani:

But do you have to scream about it?

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Don’t you ever feel obligated to scream your excitement except maybe not you look like a party pooper.

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Oh my god we’re going to Cape Town 

ARE YOU EXCITED BECAUSE I AM

Idk if I’ll just crash after though so prepare for the possibility of the next day but I just remembered time zones it’ll still be tomorrow for you. And no koal pls you doesn’t want to sees. Okay night koal maybe I’ll be on in some hours after brekky

Well I’ll be back tomorrow night so to computer I goes and koal pls I just cfgfcfugxfg no

Hi koal it’s been like a day is it logic to miss you but what’s logic matter I’ve realized that I’m absolutely incapable of being normal in a photo like I’ve forgotten how to smile did I mention my dads posting them on his Facebook cfgfcfugxfg

Hi it’s like close to midnight I’m so tired but I got the iPad I’m using this bro not to mention free wifi also buffet breakfast tomorrow yesssss